[orchestra tuning] [Bopstars singing “Hello!

Hi!

How Are You?”] ♪ Hello!

Hi!

How are you?

Hope you have a special day ♪ ♪ Im super glad to know you You are great in every way ♪ ♪ But when we have to say goodbye ♪ ♪ And go our separate ways ♪ ♪ Remember these few friendly words I said to you today ♪♪ Come on.

We have to start the show.

Hurry up, everyone!

[Crowd sounding excited] Im stuck, guys.

Whoa!

Lights!

Camera!

Action!

Welcome to the show.

I'm... Tommy the Tomato?

And I'm Mr. Clown.

Wait, wait!

No, I'm Mr. Clown, and youre Tommy the Tomato.

Tommy, identity theft is no joke, but it is funny.

But Im Mr. Clown!

Prove it.

[stammers] Yeah, didnt think so.

Hey, Ozzie, who am I?

Well, I don't have my glasses on, but you're either Tommy or Mr. Clown.

Now that I think about it, I don't even wear glasses.

Come on, Ozzie, just say who I am.

Hmmm Okay, then.

Tommy?

Case: closed.

I am the real Mr. Clown.

No!

Case: open.

Case: closed.

Open!

Closed.

And don't make me seal it.

I'm going to introduce you to my lawyer, Meep!

[Meep chatters authoritatively] Ugh.

Fine.

That feels better.

Tommy.

[Meep chatters litigiously] A bill?

Oh, that cost me a lot of cheddar.. Wow.

Lawyers are expensive.

[grunting] [Meep struggles] Oh no.

Meep, are you okay?

[Meep chatters reassuringly] Oh, good.

The cheese broke Meeps fall.

Now let's introduce Ozzie!

Thank you, Mr. Clown and/or Tommy.

Im Ozzie, of Ozzie and The Prid And now I'd like to introduce The Pride.

Sidney.

[guitar playing] Bella.

[keyboard solo] Wes.

[bass riff] 2-3-4!

[cacophony] Oh, no.

Not again.

Tommy, hit the big red button.

You got it.

Level 4, Mr. Clown.

1-2-3-4 Don't try this at home, kids.

I'm a trained tomato.

Send me, Meep!

Whoa.

Yeah.

Woo-hoo!

[band is silenced] [fancy French music begins] Bonjour, Monsieur Clown.

Um, I dont speak... Français?

Yes.

That.

Meep, can you help me translate?

Alright, Im ready, Tommy.

Français away.

Jadore le pain.

[Meep chatters] You love bread?!

I love bread too!

Je vais le partager avec toi.

[Meep chatters] Oh, Tommy, youre going to share your baguette with me?

Partager, c'est s'engager.

[Meep chatters] Oh, sharing is caring— and great manners.

Cheers.

Santé!

Thank you so much, Tommy.

And thank you, Meep, fo being the best translator ever.

[Meep chatters] Merci, Meep.

Au revoir!

[Meep chatters] (echoing) Partager, c'est s'engager.

Partager, c'est s'engager.

Sharing is caring.

Sharing is caring.

Partager, c'est s'engager.

Sharing is caring.

Partager, c'est s'engager.

Sharing is caring.

Partager, c'est s'engager.

Sharing is caring.

[echoes build into cacophony] [Meep whimpers] [Meep straining] Whoa!!

Meep, why did you bring your cheese back?

[Meep chatters] Oh, sharing is caring, Meep.

And this cheese will be perfect with our “le pain.” I can speak French now, too.

Thank you, Meep.

Whew!

That wheel of cheese really hit the spot.

[Meep chatters] You want to share it with Ozzie, too?

Wow, that's really nice, Meep.

But it'll have to wait.

Oh, that's right, because Ozzies about to unwrap the letter of the day in the Surprise Corner!

[Tommy singing] ♪ Surprise Corner ♪ ♪ Unwrapping a letter in the corner ♪ ♪ Surprise Corner ♪ ♪ Unwrapping a letter in the corner ♪ ♪ Surprise Corner ♪ ♪ Unwrapping a letter Unwrapping a letter ♪ ♪ Surprise Corner ♪ ♪ Unwrapping a letter in the corner ♪ ♪ Its an N!

♪♪ Ninety-nine narwhals never had noodles until last night.

[narwhal and other aquatic noises] AAAHHHH!!!

- AAAAHHHHH!

[Meep chatters busily amid fancy French music] Hello, Liesel.

Hello to you, Mr. Clown.

I have an incredible letter for us today.

Awesome.

What is it?

It is the letter N. Ohhh, yeah.

And the letter N sounds like this: [gibberish] Umm.. No, it does not sound like that.

It doesn't?

I made a mistake.

I get to learn something new.

Yay.

Oh, and the letter N sounds like this: Nnnnnnn Nnnnnnn Nnnnnnn Ooh.

Like when I said “No” earlier.

Ohhh.

Yes.

Oh I just got another one!

I love to play sports, and sometimes when I play sports there's a “net.” Ooohhh that is a very nice “net.” Ooh, you know what?

Now I'm thinking somethin that you would find in a tree.

Hmm.. is it “nest”?

Yes!

“Nest.” Like a bird's nest.

Wait, I thought of another one.

How about something that you and I have right in the middle of our faces?

Hmmm...

It rhymes with “toes.” Oh!

“Nose”!

- Yes!

Oh, look.

Its Nori the narwhal.

What are you doing here?

Hi!

Just being nosey.

Didnt think youd notice.

Well it's hard to miss you, Nori when you're right next to us.

And you have a very long nose!

Actually, its a tooth.

Oh.

Good to know.

What are we waiting for?

We're waiting for you to leave.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

What?

Now?

Yes, Nori.

Now?

- Now!

Sorry.

My fault.

Ooh.

Once I start going... Oh.

Hah.

Sorry.

My fault.

See you guys later.

Bye, Mr. Clown.

Whoa!

Oh, that's what happens when you have a nosy narwhal for a neighbor.

Negligence.

Whoa!!

What?

What is it?

Mr. Clown!

The volcano erupted.

Ahh!

The volcano erupted!

Yes.

You know what that means?

No!

The floor is lava!

Oh!

Oh, no!

Here comes the lava!

Look out!

Look out!

Oh, boy, oh, boy.

Whoa!

It's very hot.

[continuous rumbling] I'm staying as high as I can go, Tommy.

Ugh.

Let me see if I can pull myself back up.

Oh, I'm losing my grip.

Oh, no.

I gotta fan away some of that smoke.

Okay.

Tommy.

Tommy, wait.

Yeah?

It looks like it's clearing up a little.

Huh?

Very little.

Whoa.

Still pretty smoky.

Yeah, it's a little smoky, but the lava is gone!

The lava is gone!

Yay!

We survived the lava.

We made it.

Wait a second!

That's not Mr. Clown.

That's a doll version of Mr. Clown.

Hes trying to trick me!

But I'm way too smart for that.

[inquisitive music] Oh, Hi, Phil.

Oh, Mr. Clown.

Sorry to pop in on you like this, but what are you eating?

This is a beautiful Mediterranean dish called beet hummus.

It's got beets and chickpeas, pita chips, radishes...

Here's some cucumbers, carrots and celery.

All things that do not sound delicious.

They are.

I don't believe you.

Watch.

Your face tells me that that might be more delicious than I expected.

Would you mind, Phil, if I had just a teeny, teeny, teeny just sample?

A little bit of bite?

I thought you might.

Oh.

Oh, boy.

That, Phil, is delicious.

All of those ingredients sounded like they wouldn't work, but the beet hummus has now become one of my favorite things.

Phil, I would like to do you a favor so you don't have to spend all the time eating.

Why don't you leave that for me?

I'll leave you some, but I'm going to eat some, too.

Is that all right?

Yes!

Let's eat it together, Phil.

Here we go.

Oh!

Oh, boy.

Thank you.

Phil.

Thank you for sharing.

You just gotta try things!

I don't like new things.

I gotta be honest, Phil.

Maybe next time a tasty tune!

♪ Hey, Donnie here, again.

auditioning for my place in the band, this time on the melodica.

[plays melodically] Thank you for your time again.

And, I will be thrille when I receive a call from you.

I know it's coming.

Right?

Yeah.

Oh, that was such an amazing instrument.

I don't even know what that was.

Yeah, me either, but it was amazing!

There's only one thing.

That instrument would be awesome in a kid's band.

But you can't be in one, because you are not a kid.

Thanks, Donnie.

Thank you.

I appreciate the effo [Nori stammers] No!

Nori!

No!

[Nori stammers] Mr. Clown?

Tommy?

Tommy?

- Ahh!

Oh?

Huh?

Watch out for the lever!

Do you need help checking the mail?

Oh, it's our neighbor the narwhal, Nori.

Is this some kind of show youre doing?

Yes, Nori.

You know we're in the middle of a show right now.

Ooh, a show about the letter N?

You do know Im a narwhal right?

Yes, we know, Nori.

Can you just please sto knocking us with your giant toot Oh, its actually a tusk.

Narwhals have one long tooth that they use for hunting and breaking ice, and we live in the arctic.

Oh, and two doors down from my house.

Oh, well, youre welcome for being the best neighbor a clown could dream of.

Well, thanks for stopping by, Nori, but we really have to get on with the show.

Ooh.

What's coming up next?

We wanna see what Meep is up to.

Oh, that sounds like fun.

You mind if I stay and watch?

Well, you're a little distractin Oh, no.

I'm not Just pretend I'm not even here.

Oh, well, I guess I'll try.

And now let's see what Meep is up to.

Wait a minute.

That's my job.

Whats that now?

No!

Ouch!

Meep needs to find all the things in their apartment that start with the letter N. Let's take a closer look.

That's the number nine on Meeps shelf.

There are two Ns in “nine.” Nice cheese painting.

Hey, are those nuts at the foot of Meeps bed?

What about in the kitchen?

I wonder if we'll find anythin that starts with the letter N. Hmm.

Nothing here.

Wait.

“Nothing” starts with N!

Hold on.

Do you see the necklace hanging over Meeps window?

Pretty.

Wow.

We found three things that start with the letter N. Way to go.

[Nori yawns] Oh, that really tuckered out my tooth.

I think I'd better go next door and take a nap.

Bye now!

Oh, sorry.

K, bye.

- Sorry!

Watch out!

Whoa whoa whoa.

Sorry.

Not a lot of room here, is there?

Thanks for sharing the hosting with us.

Whoops.

Sorry.

Ugh.

Wow.

You really gotta watch out for narwhals.

No kidding.

I can't count the number of times I had to duck under that tusk.

Was it more than 10?

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 I can count to 10!

Numbers.

Counting.

Oh, that reminds me of a joke.

What a 10 things you can always count on?

I don't know, Ozzie.

Your fingers.

Oh, Ozzie.

Lets see.

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8...

Wait a minute.

The joke is “10 things you can count on.” Not 8.

Okay.

Starting over.

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8...

Uh oh.

That can't be right.

While you're figuring out your fingers, we're going to play a vide to help you with your counting.

Yeah, Ozzie, you only have 8 fingers like me, so I use my ears.

9, 10.

I can count to 10.

But Ozzie, you won't need your fingers or your ears after you watch this video.

TV, to your station.

Ok, Im glad were all gathered here.

Now, we're going to do the numbers 1 through 10.

I know Red doesn't exactly know 1 through 10.

All 10?

We're doing all 10 in a row.

Well, all say a number.

Ready?

Yeah - I'll start.

1 2 3 4 5 Uhh... 6 7 8 9 10!

Nice job.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Yeah, that was fun.

Okay, Red, now you do all 10 real fast.

You can do it.

Yeah, man.

Yeah, Red.

- You can do it.

You can do it.

- Ok, um... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10!

[crowd cheers] Mr. Clown, there's only been 2 instances of singing, and there's only 10 minutes left in the show.

Wow.

That sure is a lot of numbers.

Um... A hrm hrm hm-hmmm?

[sung] ♪ Whoa!

that's sure is a lot of numbers.

♪ [fanfare] Word of the day.

Whoo!

[Mr. Clown] I guess tha “numbers” is the word of the day That explains all the numbers.

Yeah.

Sure does.

But when I want something really explained, I go to Milton and Miss Information!

Mmm Hello, and welcome to “Milton's Magic Microphone,” also known as “MMM.” I'm here with misinformation.

Excuse me, Milton.

You have to pause between Miss and Information.

Oh, I get it!

Miss.

Paws.

Paws.

Oh!

I think Im out of paws here No, Milton.

You don't say it And it's not these kinds of paws This pause is a measuremen of time that tells you to wait.

Oh!

Miss— [Milton whimpers] Information.

Exactly.

I'm Miss Information.

I know everything about everythi But if you run those two words together: “misinformation.” Then I don't know anything about anything.

Miss Information is her to give you unlimited knowledge.

Well, I'm glad we got that cleared up, Miss... Information!

Now let's fire up the magic microphone and get into it!

I know it looks like we're abou to enter a deep, dark cave, but we're actually standing inside a nostril of a human nose.

Wow!

Haha!

The nose is in charge of two major functions: smelling and breathing.

Smelling is one of our five senses, and breathing is how we stay alive.

So, noses are pretty important.

Oh, I know the nose is important I use mine all the time.

Right now I just used it to snif out that we're inside a nose.

Very good, Milton.

[rumbling] Whoa!

We should stop moving for a minute.

You have a much more sensitive nose than humans.

The human nose has 12 million olfactory receptor cells.

That's how we smell things.

In comparison, a bloodhound dog has 4 billion olfactory receptor cells.

That's over 300 times as many as we have.

Well, I know a billion is way more than a million.

That explains why I have such a great sense of smell!

Yup!

Good for you, Milton.

You're such a good boy.

Such a good boy.

Aww.

Haha.

Whoa!

You're moving too fast.

Slow down.

[scratching] Haha Cut it out.

Oh, that feels— [rumbling, man beginning to sneeze] [sneeze] Whoa!!

Hee hee!

Wow.

I'm glad they didn't climb inside my nose.

Yeah.

Mines full of seeds.

See?

Whoa!

Hah!

Um, Mr. Clown, meet me in our super secret space.

Right behind you!

Thank you for meeting with me, Mr. Clown.

I wanted to get away from our nosy neighbors.

Oh, yeah!

(Mr. Clown) Our nosy neighbors.

Not just Nori the narwhal.

What do you hear?

Something about not wanting to be heard by nosy neighbors.

That would be awful!

Keep listening.

[Tommy] I wanted to apologize for trying to say I was Mr. Clown earlier.

Oh.

It's okay.

I'm sorry I said I was you.

I just really like your name.

I really like your name too.

Hah!

Well, maybe sometimes we can share our names.

Just not when we're introducing the show.

I like that idea.

[sneezes] That was scary.

I don't think we should try to listen anymore.

Ummm.... Yeah.

It feels so good to get that off my chest.

And out of your nose.

Haha What a relief, Tommy.

I think we need to get back to the show.

If I stay down here whispering any longer, I'm gonna fall asleep.

Do you know what helps with that?

Going to sleep?

Hah.

Yes.

But no.

Dance break!

2-3-4!

♪ And then we dance, dance, dance, dance, dancity-dance!

Were gonna dance, dance, dance like spaghetti noodles.

We're gonna dance, dance, dance like spaghetti noodles.

And then we freeze.

And then we dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dancity-dance!

And then we dance, dance, dance like we're gonna sneeze.

And then we dance, dance, dance like we're gonna sneeze.

And then—ah-choo!

[clatter] Im ok. [light drum fill] Whew!

You were so right, Tommy.

Dance breaks are the best.

Well, I'm a wise tomato.

Oh, I'm pretty wise myself, Tommy.

Test me on today's show.

What was today's letter?

Penguin.

[buzzer] I made a mistake.

Yes.

I'm learning!

Yeah.

Penguin is actually an animal.

It was the letter N. Do you remember the word of the day?

The word was “letter.” [buzzer] The word of the day was “number.” But that was a tough one.

Can you at least tell me something about the nose?

Oh, well...

The human nose has 12 million olfactor receptor cells.

That's how we smell things.

In comparison, a bloodhound has 4 billion olfactory receptor cells.

[bell ding] That was... exactly correct.

Oh, I'm just getting warmed up.

How much time do we have left in the show?

[spinning, clock chime] Well, we only have time to say goodbye.

♪ Sing goodbye!

♪ ♪ And youll feel hap hap hap hap happier ♪ ♪ Snap snap snap snap snappier ♪ ♪ Hap hap hap hap happier ♪ ♪ Cheerful through and through ♪ ♪ Hap hap hap hap happier ♪ ♪ Hand-clappier Toe-tappier ♪ ♪ Hap hap hap hap happier ♪ ♪ I'm telling you ♪ ♪ That's what a smile can ♪ ♪ That's what a smile can ♪ ♪ That's what a smile can do ♪♪ Yay.

Goodbye!

[puppets clamoring to get out] [fanfare] ♪ [sung] ♪ Smile with your mouth Smile with your cheeks Smile with your eyes Smile with your nose Smile with your ears Smile with your teeth Smile with your eyebrows Smile so it shows And youll feel Hap hap hap hap happier Snap snap snap snap snappier Hap hap hap hap happier Cheerful through and through Hap hap hap hap happier Hand-clappier Toe-tappier Hap hap hap hap happier I'm telling you